June 2011
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1080p-ness Inserts Itself Into the Mega Python vs.... →
1080pness: What happens when giant pythons get loose in the Everglades? You give the local alligators steroids so they grow big enough to kill them. Duh! Welcome to another low-budget Syfy production, where the only thing worse than the effects are the story and performances. This time they cast former teen…
Jun 23rd
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April 2011
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1080p-ness: The P-Ness Takes A Dip With Dinoshark →
1080pness: It’s a shark. It’s a dinosaur. It’s both! Frozen in the ice for over 150 million years, Dinoshark lays in wait. Witness Dinoshark’s tale of woe through glossy HD screenshots! 
Apr 28th
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1080p-ness: The P-ness Pays Tribute To The... →
1080pness: Sidney Lumet died April 9, 2011! Sidney Lumet was one of the greatest film directors of all time, churning out classics like 12 Angry Men, Dog Day Afternoon, and The Verdict. His greatest film was Network, written by Paddy Chayefsky and starring Faye Dunaway, William Holden, Peter Finch,…
Apr 11th
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March 2011
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The P-ness Goes Carlito's Way
1080pness: There’s a lot to love about this Brian De Palma 1993 gangsta flick about a Puerto Rican gangster recently released from jail and trying to start a new life. Every time the dude thinks he out, they keep pulling him back in!     They see Carlito rollin’. They hatin’. “How about some POOL! Check out my TRICK SHOT!” Carleeto no like the reflection. This little...
Mar 21st
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1080p-ness: The Pness Bites Into Sharktopus! →
1080pness: It’s a shark! It’s an octopus! It’s both! It’s Sharktopus!!! (Now I’ve done it, I’ve run out of exclamation points. No I haven’t!!!!!!!!!!!!) It’s a special day in this world when a hybrid-animal from the minds of Roger Corman and Syfy release a Blu-ray with this much awesomeness. The acting is… [CLICK ONLY IF YOU’RE PREPARED FOR AWESOMENESS!!!!]
Mar 16th
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February 2011
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Rambo: First Blood Part II Gets To Win This Time
1080pness: Now that’s what I call a close shave. OH GOOD GLAYVEN! Time to exfoliate… Some bad guys! Is there something on my face? Bow to me. I don’t get it. The bow gibe, that is. What a dummy. Again, Blu-ray ruins a perfectly good gag. Assplode time. Sup, Rich. Off to go break some stuff and scream a lot. Lates! YAAAAAAAAA…and so forth. Now that’s a knife. The...
Feb 24th
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1080p-ness: Natural Born Kills The Pness →
1080pness: The key lime gets its day in court. Plus lots more screen shots properly sized…
Feb 2nd
January 2011
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Jan 3rd
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nedhepburn: Tumblr is getting stale as fuck. There’s all these brands it seems ripping off Coatney’s Newsweek Tumblr, which was great, but now all these brands are coming off as mini Seinfelds just popping off non sequiters about how rad it is to live in New York or some shit. Shit, dude. I knew new media was pretty incestuous but this is like watching 50 Ben Stein’s circle jerk. Snark is a dead...
Jan 3rd
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Jan 3rd
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December 2010
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November 2010
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The Beastie Boys have a Tumblr at... →
NO. SLEEP. TILL. FOLLOW!
Nov 15th
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