PREMIERE

There’s a lot to love about this Brian De Palma 1993 gangsta flick about a Puerto Rican gangster recently released from jail and trying to start a new life. Every time the dude thinks he out, they keep pulling him back in! 

 They see Carlito rollin’. They hatin’.

“How about some POOL! Check out my TRICK SHOT!”

Carleeto no like the reflection. This little bar skirmish puts him back in the game. No, not the game of pool. The game of CRIME! Every time he tries to get clean, they keep covering him in DIRT!

[Click to see a bunch more Carlito!]

Now that’s what I call a close shave. OH GOOD GLAYVEN!

Time to exfoliate…

Some bad guys!

Is there something on my face?

Bow to me.

I don’t get it. The bow gibe, that is.

What a dummy. Again, Blu-ray ruins a perfectly good gag.

Assplode time.

Sup, Rich. Off to go break some stuff and scream a lot. Lates!

YAAAAAAAAA…and so forth.

Now that’s a knife. The end.