1080p-ness Inserts Itself Into the Mega Python vs. Gateroid Battle Royale! 

What happens when giant pythons get loose in the Everglades? You give the local alligators steroids so they grow big enough to kill them. Duh! Welcome to another low-budget Syfy production, where the only thing worse than the effects are the story and performances. This time they cast former teen…



![WHY DOC BROWN IS THE REAL VILLAIN OF BACK TO THE FUTURE.
1. He’s A Terrorist
2. He’s An Old Man Whose Best Friend Is A Teenage Boy
3. He Unnecessarily Puts His Dog’s Life At Risk
4. He’s a Selfish Coward
5. He’s a Thief
6. He Destroyed The Space Time Continuum
7. He’s a Big, Fat Liar Who Plays God
[complete list]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_layrufdKeE1qcg50qo1_500.jpg)