There Should Only Be One Snack Food Served At The Movie Theater
Going to the movies is just an elaborate excuse to eat a bucket of popcorn. After all, it’s a historic fact that the movies were invented as a way to sell the American corn surplus. Popcorn is to motion pictures what turkey is to Thanksgiving. To imagine watching a movie without a small silo of butter-soaked popcorn is to imagine a baseball game without hot dogs, or a troop of Girl Scouts without cookies or HBO’s The Soprano’s without pasta or gabagool. Movies and popcorn are symbiotic experiences.
Popcorn, and it’s coconspirator of deliciousness soda pop, are the only consumables that should be available at movie houses.
